"You are truly a bizarre mixture of both hilarious and terrifying." - Darin Patterson

"People really aren't your thing." - My friend Nick

"The way you think is messed up." - My friend Justin

"oh yes you're a delightful monster" - Selena Coppock

"Nothing about the way your brain works makes any sense to me." - My Wife

"He's like Bill Burr with autism." - Booker at The Stand

"Just because I don't have a great appreciation for your art, that doesn't mean you don't have an art." - My Dad