"He's like Bill Burr with autism." - Booker at The Stand

"You are truly a bizarre mixture of both hilarious and terrifying." - Darin Patterson

"People really aren't your thing." - My friend Nick

"The way you think is messed up." - My friend Justin

"oh yes you're a delightful monster" - Selena Coppock

"Nothing about the way your brain works makes any sense to me." - My Wife

"Nigga cool" - Josh Wesson

"I've never booked him but he's probably funny." - Faisal Alam

"He's really funny but I'm kinda scared of him?" - Alex Fossella

"Haven't seen him in a few years, but have a generally positive feeling about him." - Abby Feldman

"Just because I don't have a great appreciation for your art, that doesn't mean you don't have an art." - My Dad