Daniel (Danis) J. Perafan - Standup....comedian?

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Hi, everybody. My name is Danis. I go by Daniel, but my legal name is Danis. My mom tried to name me Dennis, but she couldn't spell it. I have no idea why I don't go by Dennis. Don't I look more like a Dennis than a Daniel? Or a carnival based pedophile? Anywho, I'm a pretty funny standup comedian, but I'm straight garbage on facebook. Jesus Christ, I'm an extremely short, sad "person". Please follow me on twitter. Bye!