About

My father was an android. My mother was a disco diva. Their blessed union beneath a weeping fern begat the most amazingest spoon player known to the world. One day my tale will be gathered and bound in unicorn leather. It will be donated and taken on a tour of the greatest museums in the world. Eight pregnant ladies will have triplets after viewing it. They will have amazing butts. If my biography had a fist fight with the US Constitution, my biography would win in the second round by guillotine choke.