team coco

by Corey Reppond on January 14, 2010

team coco

team coco

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january EL COMEDY SHOW wrap up

by Corey Reppond on January 14, 2010

This is the wrap up video for the January EL COMEDY SHOW.

Make sure to follow EL COMEDY SHOW on twitter and youtube. See you at the next show.

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EL COMEDY SHOW

by Corey Reppond on December 15, 2009

EL COMEDY SHOW

EL COMEDY SHOW

EL COMEDY SHOW is a fantastically wonderful comedy event hosted by Corey Reppond. It is occurring in the Nashville section of Tennessee. Stand up comedy? Check. An amazingly amazing musical guest? Check. Pageantry and frivolity? DOUBLE CHECK! You will not want to miss this evening of hilarity. Five American dollars will gain you entry to the event of events!

You can pick up tickets at the following address:

http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/90994

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tiger woods jokes i wrote

by Corey Reppond on December 7, 2009

Tiger Woods has been accused of cheating on his wife with three women, which, as usual, is far ahead of anybody else on the tour.

Given Tiger’s advanced physical fitness, whenever he bangs a waitress, he gives them a four stroke handicap.

The number one top post-coital proclamation used by Tiger Woods is, “Told you I’d make that Vijay Singh…”

After devastating news that Tiger Woods engaged in infidelity, his wife released the following statement, “Herdy verdy gerdy herdy verdy.”

Something about how his black half cheats and his asian half can’t drive.

How many Tiger Woods does it take to screw in a light bulb? It depends on which Denny’s it works at.

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biggest nerd in my postal district

by Corey Reppond on November 11, 2009

The Blackest Night is a universe-wide comic book event that is currently under way in the DC universe. It centers around the Green Lantern Corps. They have power rings, as do their enemies and allies. During the event, various rings are being given out with the purchase of comic book tie-ins. Today, while picking up new comics, I had the following exchange with an employee at the comic book store.

employee – You get a free orange ring and a blue ring with the purchase of those comics.

me – Well, it’s indigo. The blue one hasn’t come out yet.

Yes, I’ve become that over bearing know-it-all nerd. I argued knowledge of the hue level of a plastic ring that came free with a comic book. Look for me in a comic book store around Nashville, arguing fervently, while gesturing pointedly with various paint swatches. And, now, for the source of my shame…

lantern rings

lantern rings

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I Need Laughs

by Corey Reppond on November 6, 2009

I Need Laughs is a great mini-documentary that chronicles “One week in the trenches of the New York underground comedy scene”. It really gets in to how the sausage is made, and does a great job of showing the small victories that keep us going every day in the insane endeavor of standup comedy.

For more from Matt Ruby, make sure to check out his blog at sandpapersuit.com. His insights in to the art of standup comedy are thoughtful and informative. I highly recommend adding it to your daily rss feeds.

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america’s party

by Corey Reppond on November 4, 2009

This past weekend, I went to Dallas, TX for a Halloween party. I yelled at fat hockey players, made several waitresses uncomfortable, won a few games of beer pong and wore a child’s Spider-Man costume. Also, roughly twelve people puked in the house and one person had to be taken to the hospital.

idiot

idiot

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every single time with this one

by Corey Reppond on November 3, 2009

When he pulls out the beer, I laugh, every time. I don’t know what that says about me.

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technology, ladies and gentlemen

by Corey Reppond on November 3, 2009

I am posting this from my iPhone. Technology makes me want to rub against it, sexually.

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inaugural post

by Corey Reppond on November 3, 2009

I’m going to share things from my brain place right here with you fine folks.  This is going to be the foremost authority on all things me-related.  Now, here’s the best picture of me, ever.  Enjoy!

me and ET

me and ET

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